Merapu2...

Hehe.. nak merapu2 pagi ni.. dapat email mlm td.. tah camne masuk inbox.. selalu terus gi SPAM.. bila baca2 nak tergelak pun ade.. dah ler baca depan boss masa tgh kat Gambier Cafe nak makan malam.. boss siap sound lagi sbb baca email SPAM ni.. :P

Ingat nak jawab la email ni.. tapi jawab kat sini je laa..


Hello, Please contact me through my private e-mail (baiklah kalau rajin saya contact..hihi)
( franciscoff2@cantv.net )

My Name is Sr. Francisco De Manuel Mateus, (pergh nama bestnyer)
I am from Portugal I have been diagnosed with cancer. (aiseh..jauhnya, err.. ) It has defiled all
forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months
to live, according to medical experts. I have not particularly lived my
life so well, as I never really cared for anyone (not even myself) but my
business. (ler teruk ko ni.. at least care ler kat diri sendiri ke..)

Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people
and only focused on my business as that was the only thing I cared for.But
now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just
wanting to have or make all the money in the world. (ni mesti nak bagi duit kat aku ni.. hehe.. taulah sku ni supermodel kawan dgn naomi campbell.. :P)

I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would
live my life a different way from how I have lived it.I Would want to have
a Personal and Trustworthy Relationship with you, as I intend and willing
to empower the change of ownership for the transfer of my Deposits to your
personal possession for further Investment and Charity Disbursement to the
Less Privilege and Homeles write me via my mail: franciscoff2@cantv.net (errr.. agak2nya boss benarkan tak? boleh ke boss... dapat duit manyak ni.. leh kita gi melancong kat antartika..)

I will send you the photos of me (hantar yg hensem3 tau!! tak hensem xmo) and my very hopeless and selfish family
members (laa... family dia jual ikan ke.. sell-fish rupanyer.. tokey ikan rupanyer dia ni) , including my wife, who I learnt is getting married to my personal
friend and attorney (perghh... tengah imajin rupa peguam dia.. mesti macho ala-ala David Scoefield.. rupa dia cam General Company Prison Break yang tua tu..) ,


Thank you for your due consideration. God be with you.You can reach me
through my private email address at franciscoff2@cantv.net (baik2 tengah dok consider ni.. err..err.. )

Sr. Francisco De Manuel Mateus. (laa.. dok kat San Francisco ke dia ni, ingatkan dok Portugal! xmo la.. Amerika jahat!!)


~mel
merapu2 before nak marking beratus2 assigment... huuuuuu..~!!